nikoni:

(via brittyy-13)

velocesmells:

Stop being mean to me I’ve got eyes and I’m not afraid to cry

(via lubricates)

goldie-ghost:

(via lubricates)

brawltogethernow:

*turns off the light*

my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.

(via beetlejoy444)

How jocks tell time

theanti90smovement:

Regular person: oh it’s 3:13 
Jock: do you mean 3 days 16 hours 26 minutes and approximately 32 seconds before THE BIG GAME?

(via 4nnorant)

anxietyproblem:

(via tyleroakley)

thebootydiaries:

drive thru guy: bye have a nice day

me: bye i love you

(via lubricates)

nicejewishguy:

There’s just an old guy pacing back and forth in this goodwill farting and it scares me because it’s like seeing myself in 60 years

(via ugly)

hoebutmadefashion:

any man: trust me

me:

(via lubricates)

shipahoi:

I mean… there are healthier ways of channeling it. Like meditation.

(via linda-belcher)

redsatinsheets:

men really be in their mid 20’s & 30’s projecting their unresolved issues on women lmao go to a fucking therapist bitch

(via bob-belcher)